Just reading the story about the Balloon Boy's mom and dad taking a plea deal for probation in Colorado. There's no money to pay any restitution and the sheriff out there in Fort Collins already said there is not enough room in Colorado prisons for any first time felons. Maybe they will get a bunch of community service hours. Can't you see the TV helicopters following Richard and Mayumi as they pick up trash along the Colorado roadsides. Maybe Richard will do a scientific examination of the accumulated garbage, searching for signs of alien life among the debris.
I saw a headline this week calling the golf ball the signature human trash item.
I figure if you can identify humans by their golf balls there must be a way to pick out alien garbage being slipped into our landfills.. Probably a TV show in that idea, you are welcome to it.. Good luck. Send me some money if it gets you a reality show.
The reality I'd like to see on TV is the Heene kids being taken away from their nutball parents.. . -- Lyndy Brannen www.thegoodtimer.com
 |